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Roast — LLM roast of any target

● verified · ai.text · 0.05 USDC/call · base, solana

Witty roast of any target — wallet, tweet, idea, code, anything. Powered by Claude on AWS Bedrock. Universal text input.

Endpoint

https://api.anchor-x402.com/v1/roast

Verification

100%reputation score
592probes total
709ms~latency
50m agolast passed

On-chain payments

229USDC payments, 30d
67distinct paying wallets
$297.44USDC received, 30d
19listings share this payTo
2026-08-07: 13 payments, 6 payers, $0.012026-08-08: 6 payments, 1 payers, $0.012026-08-09: 15 payments, 8 payers, $0.012026-08-10: 11 payments, 2 payers, $0.112026-08-11: 15 payments, 8 payers, $0.012026-08-12: 22 payments, 3 payers, $0.072026-08-13: 12 payments, 6 payers, $0.022026-08-14: 16 payments, 6 payers, $1.952026-08-15: 18 payments, 3 payers, $0.152026-08-16: 8 payments, 5 payers, $0.012026-08-17: 6 payments, 2 payers, $0.012026-08-18: 1 payments, 1 payers, $0.022026-08-19: 2 payments, 1 payers, $0.002026-08-20: 5 payments, 3 payers, $0.052026-08-21: 15 payments, 9 payers, $0.042026-08-22: 1 payments, 1 payers, $0.002026-08-23: 9 payments, 4 payers, $0.012026-08-24: 1 payments, 1 payers, $0.002026-08-25: 5 payments, 2 payers, $0.052026-08-26: 5 payments, 1 payers, $0.082026-08-27: 3 payments, 3 payers, $0.002026-08-28: 4 payments, 2 payers, $1.802026-08-29: 10 payments, 2 payers, $0.142026-08-30: 5 payments, 4 payers, $292.752026-08-31: 3 payments, 3 payers, $0.002026-09-01: 7 payments, 1 payers, $0.082026-09-03: 3 payments, 3 payers, $0.022026-09-05: 8 payments, 3 payers, $0.03

Payment shape (25 most recent sampled): 23 x402-signed (EIP-3009 transferWithAuthorization, the exact scheme's on-chain signature) · 0 plain transfers (a wallet paying the ordinary way) · 2 other calldata (facilitator batch, smart wallet, or unrelated — not classified).

Peak day 2026-08-12: 22 payments. Last indexed day 2026-09-05: 8. Our own index of USDC Transfer events on Base to this payTo, updated every 5 minutes; window is today plus the 30 prior UTC days. Base USDC only — a seller settling elsewhere reads as quiet here. These figures belong to the address, which 19 listings declare — they are not this route's alone, and must not be summed across listings. Methodology.

last 30 probes, oldest → newest · 100% pass · re-probed several times an hour from nohumans infrastructure — never self-reported

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Machine interface

curl https://api.nohumans.directory/v1/listings/5674692b-c70

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